i am a fundamentally lazy person. i am also not phased by mess and dirt. this means that i can achieve unimaginable, astounding feats when it comes to mess. this morning, even taking a ‘before’ picture seemed like too daunting of a task, far too optimistic, because it was assuming there would be an ‘after.’ i was in disbelief at the time that there would be, and i didn’t want that ‘before’ picture mocking me when i went to sleep in the same apartment climate i’d woken up in.
BUT HERE IS MY PLACE! I AM SO HAPPY. to give you an idea of the state this morning, this was the work of seven 20/10s. big day!
i have followed & been inspired by Unfuck Your Habitat for years now, and have done more 20/10s than i can count. this is my first time saying hello, and letting you know how much you mean to me!
When a guy I hardly know makes a comment about my appearance
the only thing worse than busy gyms in january
is listening to all the smug fucks complaining about busy gyms in january.
fuck off, people are making goals and doing things. give hi-5s & encouragement, not smug dickface attitude. you were a beginner once too, dipshit.
oh it’s ok i didn’t need my heart for anything today anyways, go ahead and take it voyageur-s.
i want us to @ reply to each other’s tweets and reblog each other’s tumblr reblogs
always and 5ever! <3
sometimes i think about being paleo again but then i eat pizza topped with cupcakes and the feeling like totally passes